[ LISTEN. Listen! It's just... it was surprising, okay? Cullen has walked into Dhaveiras' room plenty of times before now, and at no point had he seen Dorian splayed out naked on the bed. By the time the elf pries his arms away from his face, the poor commander is blushing from the tips of his ears to the center of his chest. It's almost impressive how red he is. ]
No, it's n-not, I just — You could have warned me. [ That's the best argument he's got here, because he has thought of it before now, he just didn't... think it was going to happen? Please end him.
And now Dorian, naked and stalking toward him, is touching his hip and Cullen might just die on the spot. ]
...I believe it's already satiated. [ Like, your dick is out, he knows now. He looks to Dhaveiras, all while not doing ANYTHING to pry the mage off him. ] Did you plan this?
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No, it's n-not, I just — You could have warned me. [ That's the best argument he's got here, because he has thought of it before now, he just didn't... think it was going to happen? Please end him.
And now Dorian, naked and stalking toward him, is touching his hip and Cullen might just die on the spot. ]
...I believe it's already satiated. [ Like, your dick is out, he knows now. He looks to Dhaveiras, all while not doing ANYTHING to pry the mage off him. ] Did you plan this?