You Americans have absolutely no sense of culture.
[Christ... pizza and spaghetti!! Well he's not going to make either of those. And he's diplomatically ignoring the Chinese food comment - Panda, really? Disgusting. He spares Leon only the briefest of exasperated looks before he starts gathering ingredients. There aren't too many - tomatoes, potatoes, rice and a few other little things - but none of them are hamburgers and beer, so he's already anticipating Leon getting picky about it.
So, nipping that in the bud, once he's arranged ingredients and utensils, he turns abruptly to Leon, pressing a potato and peeler into his hands.]
Peel these, thank you. [now you have to help, city boy, do you regret being a dumb freeloader yet??]
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[Christ... pizza and spaghetti!! Well he's not going to make either of those. And he's diplomatically ignoring the Chinese food comment - Panda, really? Disgusting. He spares Leon only the briefest of exasperated looks before he starts gathering ingredients. There aren't too many - tomatoes, potatoes, rice and a few other little things - but none of them are hamburgers and beer, so he's already anticipating Leon getting picky about it.
So, nipping that in the bud, once he's arranged ingredients and utensils, he turns abruptly to Leon, pressing a potato and peeler into his hands.]
Peel these, thank you. [now you have to help, city boy, do you regret being a dumb freeloader yet??]