[Watches Leon casually destroy the environment... fine, he'll gingerly pick up that napkin himself. Don't mind his distasteful look as he leans over to do this, personal space be damned.]

If I see even the slightest hint of a corner of one of your tacky posters, I will burn it.

[Don't test him!! Just be Aware that this is a real possibility.]

Surely you can make the extra trip yourself to recycle your own cans. I am not your maid.