I'm guessing you don't have some magic way to get me to learn Italian.
[That would be too convenient. This is a dumb task he doesn't think will work, but he'll pick up some random phrases and try not to think about how pretty D is. This is a solid enough plan. He leans over to pick it up.]
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[That would be too convenient. This is a dumb task he doesn't think will work, but he'll pick up some random phrases and try not to think about how pretty D is. This is a solid enough plan. He leans over to pick it up.]
I guess it's better than nothing.