Haha, good. I'll make tea with one of them in a minute, but...
[It won't taste better, anyway. And first, he has weird alien plant paste.] Get your clothes out of the way. I'm going to clean you up.
[The sexiest way he could possibly say that, of course. He's gathering whatever he can carry and bringing it over, now, including his bowl of what looks like... mashed leaves and water. It is. All of this is going to be a type of leaf with water, but that's what they've got!!]
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[It won't taste better, anyway. And first, he has weird alien plant paste.] Get your clothes out of the way. I'm going to clean you up.
[The sexiest way he could possibly say that, of course. He's gathering whatever he can carry and bringing it over, now, including his bowl of what looks like... mashed leaves and water. It is. All of this is going to be a type of leaf with water, but that's what they've got!!]