You can't eat if you're going to be like this over a pillow.
[So there, you actual child. But fine, rather than waste perfectly good food, D will turn and march away to check on the tomatoes. Let's say the egg timer conveniently goes off just as he's looking, so he can bring the whole dang dish out for Leon's lazy ass in a few more minutes. There's a pot holder and some utensils, too.
Don't say he doesn't do things for you...!! Those things do not currently include handing Leon any utensils, though. Those are behind his back the way only mature adults hide utensils behind their backs.]
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[So there, you actual child. But fine, rather than waste perfectly good food, D will turn and march away to check on the tomatoes. Let's say the egg timer conveniently goes off just as he's looking, so he can bring the whole dang dish out for Leon's lazy ass in a few more minutes. There's a pot holder and some utensils, too.
Don't say he doesn't do things for you...!! Those things do not currently include handing Leon any utensils, though. Those are behind his back the way only mature adults hide utensils behind their backs.]
Give me the pillow.